Provocative opinions aired on the clothes line of life.

Monday 11 July 2011

Giving it a competitve edge


Nothing conjures up a burning sense of horror and shame quite like when a person in a relationship asks you why it is exactly that you're single. Most people try to shrug if off with an ambiguous comment or a pathetic attempt at self-deprecation. Personally I tend to take the opportunity to cram in a bit of shameless self-promotion and list the reasons why my blog is actually a bit like a boyfriend. (A classic case of deflection, read into it what you will).

However this time your single status is all you're going to need because the lovely people over at Singles Warehouse have decided to give away a month's free membership to three of my lucky blog readers. Maybe you've been toying with the idea of joining a dating site but are unsure of which one to choose or perhaps you're a free dating site user looking to upgrade. Here's your chance to benefit from the facilities a premium service has to offer with absolutely no cost!

I've provided a brief rundown of these features here: Putting Your Best Face Forward

Whether you're newly single or have been gathering dust for a while - what have you got to lose?


All you have to do is follow these two simple steps:
  1. Register on the site for free here: Singles Warehouse
    Or here if you're in the US:
    Singles Warehouse US

  2. Tweet me @DirtyKnickers_ your unique 7 digit Membership Number

I'll choose three of the numbers at random and announce the winner tomorrow night!

Click Here for a few tips from yours truly on what to consider when filling out your profile.

Yes finding love really is that simple. Or at least it is on my blog. Now get registering!

5 comments:

  1. Have you landed a new job as PR guru for SinglesRus or something? Or are you on a commission only basis contract as an interweb to interweb sales rep?

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  2. I have to explain why I'm a 25 year old virgin, do I win? Well, lose, I guess.

    I would love to join to attempt to seduce you, but I don't have any shit tattoos.

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  3. This is too funny. I was just complaining to my friend how sick I am of the dating site I'm on & she said try another. Told her I'd already tried them all. Who knew?

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  4. Churchaholic: Well, kind of. I'm newly affiliated with them so it's just a fun welcome to their site :)

    Catharine: Just register already! By the sounds of things you don't have anything to lose - aside from your virginity!

    Ziazitella: Fingers crossed!

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  5. I have a sexy picnic in a park planned for the weekend, I'm okay! But I'm still tempted to send you badly-spelled chat up lines.

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